Ok, imagine the most obnoxious, cliché “announcer voice” from TV commercials when you read the next line.
“The World of Tomorrow is Here Today!” (Cue uplifting musak.)
Yes, folks, the Batter Blaster product has been around for a few years. In fact, my friends C. and S. experienced its organic aerosol goodness while they were spending a few seasons living off-grid in their tipi. (They do recognize the irony, and It Is Good.)
Now you can get Batter Blaster with BACON!!! ZOMG!
Yeah, really. Hickory Smoked Bacon flavored aerosol propelled organic pancake batter in a can!
“What a country!”
“We finally really did it.